Heteroflexible
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"Heteroflexible" is a song by LorD and Master based on a fictional narrative that Dan read somewhere, possibly in a "Dear Deidre" section of a tabloid newspaper, about a man whose best friend, a woman, is seeing a guy who's two-timing her with at least the male best friend and possibly others.
Lyrics
I really don't think it's what you think The lipstick on his collar may be pink But once he's had something to drink The world turns upside-down You're trying to square the circle Will this never end Why can't you see what's plain to me He'll never be more than a friend We've heard the rumours Can they be true We've all heard it's not just girls And he's not just seeing you Heteroflexible or bisexual Whatever it may be I've found out he's seeing you Now I'm saying he's seeing me Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible He played the field, he played us all I can't believe he had the gall To hang up when I made the call We're gonna turn him upside-down We never said it's exclusive So I can't be too mad But you're the one he told whose Heart he's glad he had We've heard the rumours Can they be true We've all heard it's not just girls And he's not just seeing you Heteroflexible or bisexual Whatever it may be I've found out he's seeing you Now I'm saying he's seeing me Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible We've heard the rumours Can they be true We've all heard it's not just girls And he's not just seeing you Heteroflexible or bisexual Whatever it may be I've found out he's seeing you Now I'm saying he's seeing me Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible Heteroflexible
Versions
- Appears on "Nameless" maxi-single.
Personnel
- Written, produced and performed by Daniel Bailey-Graham.